You exist as the stars exist...

Participating in their stillness, their immensity

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radicalapollo:

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beesmygod:

megasonger:

"nathan is a poopyhead"

image

"carlos is a mexican name"

i don’t know what i expected

"Zachary is a jewish name"

this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it

andi is a bad bachelorette?

"emmett is a master builder" damn straight

"Sydney is a hole"
Ok

"Adam is a poo"

YOU’RE a poo, Google!

Kristen is a horse.
This is news to me.

Emily is a theory. Too true

MY NAMES EMILY TOO

I AM ALSO EMILY 

"Hailey is a ghost"
Praise u google

"jacqueline is a french name"

no shit sherlock

annie is a titan

ah yes

Katherine is a barbie

Torry is a good place to live

nicole is dead

shit

Suzanne is a funny old man

Sounds legit!

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